No, that isn’t poor grammar.  It’s this (link).  Which I enjoyed in a purely appreciative, fellow grammar-fascist sort of way.

Until this (another link).  Now I just want to squeeze it.

And since she’s not selling, I need to get my fix some other way.

Bulky brown alpaca handspun?  Check.  Yarn that looks like fur? Maybe check. Felt and fabric bits to use as trimmings? Check.

All-consuming obsessive desire to create an alot of my very own?

Big, big check.