For me.<\/p>\n
Yes me.<\/p>\n
Not Audrey. No. Certainly not.<\/p>\n
You can call me… oh, I don’t know. How about… Nancy? Nancy. I like that.<\/p>\n
Who I am really isn’t that<\/em> important. All you need to know is that the Audrey who usually writes here, and sometimes even with a semblance of regularity, is well within my clutches.<\/p>\n She only has two knitting projects on the needles right now. Two!<\/em> Can you believe it? And even those she’s been giving scant attention. Her thoughts are almost\u00a0completely wrapped up with me now. Teehee.<\/p>\n Even when we’re not together, she’s reading about things we can do once she’s finally back with me. Like {this<\/a>}. Or {this<\/a>}. Even {this<\/a>}.<\/p>\n I’m sure you’ve figured out who I am by now.<\/p>\n Well, it’s been simply darling<\/em> talking with you like this, but I must dash. You see, Audrey bought me the most lovely<\/em> black-fuschia taffeta, and we’ve been talking about having some fun with it for what feels like ages<\/em>. Ta-ta!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" For me. Yes me. Not Audrey. No. Certainly not. You can call me… oh, I don’t know. How about… Nancy? Nancy. I like that. Who I am really isn’t that important. All you need to know is that the Audrey who usually writes here, and sometimes even with a semblance of regularity, is well within my clutches. She only has two knitting projects on the needles right now. Two! Can.. Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":318,"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions\/318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}