{"id":108,"date":"2011-01-26T14:26:56","date_gmt":"2011-01-26T19:26:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/wordpress\/?p=108"},"modified":"2011-01-26T14:26:56","modified_gmt":"2011-01-26T19:26:56","slug":"crap-now-i-really-want-to-knit-alot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/?p=108","title":{"rendered":"Crap. Now I really want to knit Alot."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, that isn&#8217;t poor grammar. \u00a0It&#8217;s this (<a href=\"http:\/\/hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com\/2010\/04\/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html\" target=\"_blank\">link<\/a>). \u00a0Which I enjoyed in a purely appreciative, fellow grammar-fascist sort of way.<\/p>\n<p>Until this (<a href=\"http:\/\/loveandasandwich.deviantart.com\/art\/I-LIKE-THIS-ALOT-181482531\" target=\"_blank\">another link<\/a>). \u00a0Now I just want to squeeze it.<\/p>\n<p>And since she&#8217;s not selling, I need to get my fix some other way.<\/p>\n<p>Bulky brown alpaca handspun? \u00a0Check. \u00a0Yarn that looks like fur? Maybe check. Felt and fabric bits to use as trimmings? Check.<\/p>\n<p>All-consuming obsessive desire to create an alot of my very own?<\/p>\n<p>Big, big check.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, that isn&#8217;t poor grammar. \u00a0It&#8217;s this (link). \u00a0Which I enjoyed in a purely appreciative, fellow grammar-fascist sort of way. Until this (another link). \u00a0Now I just want to squeeze it. And since she&#8217;s not selling, I need to get my fix some other way. Bulky brown alpaca handspun? \u00a0Check. \u00a0Yarn that looks like fur? Maybe check. Felt and fabric bits to use as trimmings? Check. All-consuming obsessive desire to.. <a href=\"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/?p=108\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":110,"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions\/110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/missaudrey.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}